The malls in Metro Manila are currently running out of branded shirts, slacks, and leather shoes. Apparently, drug elements are changing their wardrobes. When asked why, one of them replied, “The authorities are killing those wearing sandos and tsinelas and are only arresting those wearing nice clothes. In short, bawal ang naka-tsinelas ngayon at […]
To celebrate the historical win of the Philippines against China’s claim on the disputed West Philippine Sea (or South China Sea), the Duterte administration has launched a tourist attraction called “Jetski ni Duterski”… a free ride on jetskis from Batangas to Spratley Island for a chance to plant the Philippine flag. A group of Chinese […]
The Duterte administration has formed its own local “Beatles” band composed of RJ Jacinto, Jimmy Bondoc, Arnel Ignacio, and Freddie Aguilar for the entertainment of the Filipinos. They’ll be singing “Obladi Oblada”! Meanwhile, the people are still waiting for the appointment of Mocha Uson… whatever that may be!
IT experts are becoming much like a lawyer nowadays. They can make a simple matter so complicated that it will need an entire encyclopedia to translate what they are saying in the first place. For example, instead of just saying “turn the computer on”, IT experts, specially those contracted by politicians, will now say, “The […]
In a news report to be released…! The presumptive president had already organized a presumptive cabinet chosen in part by his presumptive advisors among the presumptive candidates. The presumptive speaker of the house from Davao made a presumptive statement that the presumptive Congressmen will presumptively support their presumptive legislative proposals. Aside from these presumptive executive […]
As an added protection, Pres. Rody will be replacing his “kulambo” with a custom-made bulletproof mesh that was reported to be composed of threads of adamantium (the steel makeup of Wolverine’s claws) and vibranium (the steel used in Capt. America’s shield). His old “kulambo” will be auctioned at a starting price of Php10 Million.
This would be “religiously” challenging… Marcos prayed to the patron of Baclaran while Robredo prayed to the saint of Ateneo. Who among the two saintly patrons can influence the hands of god, the one in Baclaran or the other in Ateneo? Whoever wins, it will appear that god favored him/her. And the loser will just […]
The Department of Education and the Commission on Higher Education will have all schools and universities closed after one semester this year due to poor volume of enrollees. It appears that majority of the Filipino students have already enrolled at the Facebook University and the Twitter College where they are now learning the “Bullshit” subjects […]
Inside a confession box: Penitent: “Father, please forgive my sins…” Campaign keyboard warrior turned priest: “My child, your sins are forgiven. Please say “Bobo ka” ten times, “Tanga ka” five times, “Gago ka” for three times, and “Binayaran ka” for five times. Don’t forget the novena “Sana ma-rape ka…”. Amen!”
Pres. Rody: “Tataasan ko ang sweldo ng mga militar, pulis, at ng mga titser!” Budget Secretary: “Pres, tapos na po budget for this year. Eksakto lang budget… di kakayanin!” Pres. Rody: “Walang problema, ipasok next year…!” BIR Commissioner: “Pres, tight po budget next year dahil may tax cut po tayo next year. Ilang bilyon din […]
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