Of Coats and Tie…

The malls in Metro Manila are currently running out of branded shirts, slacks, and leather shoes.  Apparently, drug elements are changing their wardrobes.   When asked why, one of them replied, “The authorities are killing those wearing sandos and tsinelas and are only arresting those wearing nice clothes.  In short, bawal ang naka-tsinelas ngayon at […]

Jetski ni Duterski

To celebrate the historical win of the Philippines against China’s claim on the disputed West Philippine Sea (or South China Sea), the Duterte administration has launched a tourist attraction called “Jetski ni Duterski”… a free ride on jetskis from Batangas to Spratley Island for a chance to plant the Philippine flag. A group of Chinese […]

Beatles Pinoy Style

The Duterte administration has formed its own local “Beatles” band composed of RJ Jacinto, Jimmy Bondoc, Arnel Ignacio, and Freddie Aguilar for the entertainment of the Filipinos.  They’ll be singing “Obladi Oblada”! Meanwhile, the people are still waiting for the appointment of Mocha Uson… whatever that may be!